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COMING
SOON...JUNE 30th, A NEW REVISED & UPDATED RANGER DIGEST.COM. NEW TIPS,
TRICKS, SURVIVAL PRODUCTS and MORE! SO MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND BE PREPARED
TO BE AMAZED, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL SAY TO YOURSELF..."WOW,
NOW WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?" (Because you're not me, Army
Ranger Rick, that's why : )
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Please DON'T BUY any of my SOS Survival
Kits! Not until you shop around
and compare! And if you can find a better quality survival kit(s)
than mine at a better price...BUY
IT! I am NOT joking!
Are
you Hunter? Camper? Hiker? Trapper? Snowmobiler? Cross-country
skier? Kayaker? Do you fly an airplane, like to go sailing or
boating? Do you travel often to far away exotic places and spend
a lot of time off the road in remote areas? Are you in the military
or are you planning on joining the military? If you answered "YES"
to any of these questions then you need a survival kit.
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Sure,
there are lots of survival kits on the market, some good, some
bad and some really, really piss poor ones too. But I'll betcha
none of them weigh less then 5 ozs, cost under $25 and the quality
is…well, let’s just say if you’re not 100%
happy with the quality of the items that come with my survival
kits, return it and I’ll refund your money no questions
asked. How's that, fair enough? In other words, “Satisfaction
Guaranteed or Your Money Back!”
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While
full size compasses are no doubt better than small ones, you can’t
pack’em away so easy inside a pocket survival kit. And you
know those little itty-bitty compasses? Well guess what, they
may look cute but they’re worthless. Why? Because they’re
cheaply made and the needles don’t stay magnetized very
long, that's why. But with my compasses, I guarantee they'll stay
magnetized for a long, long time. If they don't, just send it
back to me and I'll replace it, fair enough? And the compass that
you'll receive with your survival kit will be one of these compasses
in the photo. All three are very good quality "general direction"
compasses, a lot better made than those cheapo mini/button compasses. |
You’ve
heard of the magnesium fire bar, right? Well this fire starter
that comes with my survival kits is called a Magnesium & Flint
Fire Rods. They’re thinner, lighter and easier to grasp
and will produce 1,000s of sparks whether it's wet, frozen or
muddy. Can’t get a spark to ignite your tinder? No problem,
just scrape a few magnesium shavings from the mag side, place
the flint side down on the ground near the [magnesium] shavings,
scrape the flint side and presto - you've got FIRE! |
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Palm
size mirrors will no doubt reflect sunlight at greater ranges,
but finding a place to carry & store’em so they won’t
break can be a problem. On the other hand, a small mirror may
be easy to pack but they won't reflect sunlight as far as palm
size mirrors will. And so by choosing a signal mirror not too
big, not too small but something in between, you can’t go
wrong. And the one that will come with your survival kit will
be 1 x 2 inches in size and made of durable acrylic plastic.
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Yea,
I know there's a whole bunch of signal whistles on the market,
but the worst type to buy are those with “little balls.”
Why? Because they'll freeze up in extreme cold weather due to
your moist mouth saliva and they won’t produce a “tweet”
should you need to use it. The best type to buy & carry? The
ball-less whistles, of course. And the one that will come with
your survival kit will either be made out of aluminum that will
also come with a small storage compartment, or my durable plastic
Glow-in-the-Dark Tornado Whistle. |
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Yep,
big knives are better than small ones. Duh? You don’t have
to be a rocket scientist to know this. But if you’re gonna
pack and carry a lightweight, compact, survival kit, it’s
best to pack and carry a lightweight, compact, folding pocket
knife too. Don’t ya think? Sure! And to make sure it'll
keep on cutting & slicing when you need it, it’s best
to chose a knife that comes with a serrated blade so it won’t
dull so easy, like the ones that come with all my SOS Survival
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Though there are 100's of different types of flashlights on the
market, but the best type to buy, pack & carry in a survival
kit are LED flashlights. Why? They’ll not only provide you
plenty of light when the sun goes down, but you'll be able to
pack & carry not only one or two "coin size" replacement
batteries in your survival kit, but bunches of them. And they'll
last a lot longer than non-LED flashlight (AA, C, & D) batteries
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Everytime
I go online to search for a survial saw, I find several types
that NO WAY would I call'em survival saws. Why? Because instead
of having "sharp teeth" they're nothing but cut up "toothless"
spyral saw blades that go on electric band and scroll saws. Oh,
they'll cut right through wood like butter, but only when they're
attached to a rotating 5,000 rpm electric saw. But should you
try to use’em as a freakin handsaw... they suck! So should
you someday decide to go shopping around for a survival saw...
watch out! You just might get stuck with a piece of s---. Or instead,
you could get your money’s worth by buying the same type
used by our US Army Special Forces, Rangers and the British SAS
and other NATO/Allied Forces too, the same type of wire saw that
comes with my SOS Survival Kits. |
Now
this ain't no B.S. If you were to buy these same or similar
survival items somewhere else, I guarantee you would spend twice
the amount of money when you add in the shipping & handling
fees. Wanna bet? Don't believe me? Fine, then get off your butt,
shop around and see for yourself. The average price I found
these same or similar items selling somewhere else... wire saw
- $10.00, magnesium & flint fire starter - $8.00, good small
compass - $5.00, signal mirror $5.00, LED flashlight - $5.00,
serrated folding knife - $5.00, and Tornado whistle - $5.00.
Again, these prices do NOT include the shipping & handling
fees!
So,
do you still think you can find these same or similar items
selling somewhere else cheaper? Go ahead, I dare ya to shop
around and try. If you do and you can prove it to me by showing
me where, I will not only match that price but I'll give you
a 20% discount off anyone of my survival kits. Care to accept
my challenge? As Howie Mandell would say "DEAL or NO DEAL?"
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So
once again, here's what you get with my SOS Survival Kits...
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..compass
for navigation…
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a
mag & flint rod for starting fires…
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a
signal mirror for visual signaling…
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mini
LED flashlite for night use...
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a
whistle for audio signaling…
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a
folding knife for preping game…
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and a wire saw for cutting fire wood, building shelters, etc.
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FREE, but only with my fully assembled survival kits.
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NEW "Budget" SOS SURVIVAL
KIT:
For those of you who want to save some $$$$ and you don't want the
wire saw. Now available a "Budget" SOS Survival Kit for
only $14.99. For more information about this survival kit, click
on "My Store & Stuff" page. |
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SPECIAL
OFFER & FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY: When you order my "fully
assembled" SOS Survival Kits (and NOT my unassembled nor my
Budget SOS Survival Kit) you will receive a FREE water
container kit that comes with four (4) Aquatabs and one (1) water
container/condom along with 12 inches of fluorescent orange emergency
duct tape wrapped around the signal mirror.
But be advised this offer is only good while my supplies last, First
come - first serve, if you snooze - then you'll lose out on this
deal. Got it? So if your survival kit comes without it, then you
waited too long. Again, this is a limited offer. |
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Here's what ya can do with this tape... |
use it for marking trails... |
short distance signaling... |
and
as a first aid bandage too. |
Now here's how to use the condom that comes with the water container kit
as an improvised water container. First you remove it from the wrapper
and then...
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(a)
open & hold with one hand... |
(b)
carefully dip it in the water... |
(c)
stretch & force the water downward... |
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(d)
repeat until it's full of water. |
(e)
Drop in the water tablets, wait & drink. |
Got
a sock? Carry it inside like so. |
So what do you think? Are my survival kits unique or what? You betcha
they are and they start at $14.99 - $27.99.
And you know what I like to tell people [jokingly] about my survival necklace?
"It's the only survival kit on the market that you can wear butt
naked!" Get it?
And
just so you know, all these items that come with my survival kits were
put through a series of tests to make sure they’re made of good
quality and durable material. And so before I purchase these items in
large quantities from different companies and manufacturers, here’s
how I tested them.
They
were first dropped from a three story building, then submerged in water
for several hours, placed in a freezer for two days, defrosted, heated
in a barbecue grill to a temperture of 110 (+/-) degrees and then I ran
over them once with my car. The results? Well of course my tests were
a bit extreme and some of the items took a beating, were dented and scratched
up a bit. Duh? But believe it or not and I BS you not they still worked.
Yep, sure did.
Cheap
trinklets? Ha! I think not. How many other sellers and manufacturers do
you think would put their survival kits through these same tests? Not
many! So if you decide to order any of my kits remember this… Satisfaction
Guaranteed or Your Money Back! And should any items arrive defected or
broken they will be replaced FREE of charge.
What's
zat? You don't like my survival necklace? You're afraid you might
strangle yourself if you got it entangled in something? Well fat
chance that'll ever happen, but yea it's possible. And so that's
why my survival necklaces come with a "breakaway safety chain
”just in case you do find yourself in such an unfortunate
predicament. Then all you gotta do to get out of it is grab the
chain with one or two hands and pull it down sharply and it'll
break apart. Did I think of everything or what?
DANGER / WARNING: You should
never wear the survival necklace on the outside of a shirt, always
underneath it to avoid the possibility of getting it caught or
entangled in something. But if you're one of those who don't like
wearing anything around your neck, no problem then all ya gotta
do is make yourself a "pocket survival kit" like anyone
of these kits below.
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Huh?
You don't wanna carry a survival kit in your pocket and you don't
wanna wear one around your neck neither? No problem, then just
attach these items to your car keys, jacket zipper, belt, knife
sheath and many other things too. Check out the photo. Am I a
genius or what? Don't answer that. But seriously, aren't these
some good survival kit ideas? You betcha they are, so why waste
money on a more expensive survival kit than mine? Did I mention
if you're not completely satisfied with any of my survival kit
I'll refund your money? I did? Oops! Sorry I forgot!
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with any survival kit it doesn't do any good to own one if you don't know
how to use all the items that come with it. Duh? And so the only way to
learn is to practice, practice, practice and keep on practicing until
you do know how to use all the items.
And
to further improve your chances of survival you should at least review
and practice some of my tips here on my website. Such as… how to
start a fire, build a shelter, snare game, filter & purify water,
and soon to be posted... expedient signaling techniques and land navigation.
And
if you wear or carry one of my survival kits and remember just a few pages
from my site, you will no doubt be much better prepared for an unexpected
outdoor suvival situation.
What
I often to tell people who venture off the road without a survival kit..."Don’t
you think it's better to pack & carry a survival kit and maybe never
having to use it than to find yourself someday in a survival situation
wishing you had one?" Make sense, don’t ya think?
And
to those of you who claim to be survival gurus and don’t like my
kits .. Don't ya think it's better to carry a few basic survival items
than nothing at all? And because my kits contain the minimum items needed
for survival, then consider'em a-last-chance-to-survive-kits.
Ya
never know, someday ya might find yourself stranded somewhere, dark, wet
and cold and the only thing that'll save your ass from exposure, hypothermia
and dying is a survival kit. The one you WISH you had purchased but DIDN'T!
How
To Use The…
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NECKLACE
WIRE SAW:
In case you're wondering “How
in the hell am I suppose to remove the damn wire saw from inside
the rubber tubing?"You don’t remove
it, you just saw right through it and peel it off.
Now
I've heard from a few survival forum gurus and Johnny Rambo Wannabes
and they said "Hey Rick, cutting
and discarding the tubing is wasteful, you should be able to remove
it without cutting it so you can use it to suck water from small
puddles.."
First
of all, the only purpose of the tubing is to protect the wearer
from being scratched & cut up when the survival necklace is
being worn around the neck. Second, it’s not very smart
nor a good idea to go around drinking puddle water unless it's
been filtered and purified first. And so if you don't have any
means of filtering and purifying puddle water, what damn good
is tubing? Duh?
These
are the same know-it-all survival forum gurus who tell others
you can boil and drink water from one of those pocket survival
kit tins. Not practical, try it and you'll see.
TIGHTLY
ROLLED WIRE SAW: To assemble, simply
cut the paracord at the melted ends and then unravel and remove
it. Then unroll the wire saw, straighten it out, bend the ends
and place a split ring on each end and secure them in place. Then
take the paracord, cut it in half and attach them to the split
rings.
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the best way to use my wire saw is to insert a wooden stick inside
each split rings so you can grasp it better, either as a one or
two person hand saw. Or another technique that works well is to
attach the wire saw to a sturdy, flexible stick so it can be "curved"
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As
a general wood cutting rule, you should never use a wire saw to cut anything
thicker than your wrist or arm. Why? Because the thicker the wood - the
shorter the strokes and the more time you'll waste trying to cut through
it. To save time, energy, and burning up precious calories, cut only ½
to ¾ through the wood and then break it the rest of the way with
your foot or by slamming it up against a tree or rock. Works for me every
time.
MINI COMPASS: Just to give you a fast crash
course on how to use one…
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(a) Place
the compass in the palm of your hand (b)
hold it level with the ground so the magnetic needle can move
freely, (c) rotate the compass until the "point" of
the needle is directly under the "N" for north, (d)
choose a direction you wish to travel in, (e) pick out a distinctive
feature in that direction such as a tree, boulder, hill, etc,
(f) and walk towards it. And when you arrive at that spot, repeat
these same steps over and over and over again until you arrive
at your destination.
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Now
if you're wondering… "What destination? If I'm lost, how
in the hell am I suppose to know which way to go?"
Well
if you're that lost, instead of wandering around in circles like a damn
idiot, just pick any direction and use the compass to keep yourself orientated
in that direction until you find or bump into civilization. Or better
yet, climb the nearest hilltop or tree to see if you can spot civilization
anywhere, roads, houses, etc. And if you do, determine what direction
it’s in from your present location and then get a moving before
the sun goes down.
NIGHT
NAVIGATION TIP:
Unless you're in the military and on a combat night mission, it's
not wise to travel during darkenss. But if you must and you can't
see your compass very well, use your flashlight. If your survival
kit came with a glow-in-the-dark whistle and a see-thru compasss,
you can place the compass on top of the whistle so you can see
it at night.
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SIGNAL MIRROR :
Provided
you've got sunlight, all
you gotta do is (a) hold the mirror in one hand near your cheek,
(b) extend the other arm forward, palm facing and then form a
"V" with your index & middle finger, (c) then place
the target (a helicopter, airplane, ship, etc) in between these
two fingers and (d) reflect the sunlight first onto your arm and
then up & down in between the "V" and your rescuers
should see it.
ANTI-SCRATCH
TIP: To protect the mirror from possible
scratches so it'll always produce a bright, clear, sun reflection.
Place a piece of paper around the mirror and seal it entirely
up with tape. Should you ever need to use it, you don't have to
worry about the tape sticking to the mirror and distorting it.
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SIGNAL
WHISTLE :
Now I'll bet some of you think you know how to use a whistle, right? And
I'll bet some of you think it's a worthless piece of S#*!. Don't ya? Well
did you know a whistle can be heard a lot further than a scream? And no
matter how many times you blow into whistle you can't wear it out? And
did you know three (3) short bursts means someone needs help? And that
it can be used to scare away wild vicious animals too? I'll bet you didn't
know this, did ya?
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And
depending on which whistle you chose, if you order my glow-in-the-dark
whistle with your survival kit you won’t have any problems
seeing where you placed it at night. And if you chose my SOS ID
whistle, it comes with a compartment for storing emergency data
information. Need I say more?
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MAGNESIUM
& FLINT FIRE ROD:
Yep, as I mentioned before, it’s similar to the Magnesium
Fire Bar except it's thinner, lighter and easier to grasp and
use. To use just scrape a few shavings from the "magnesium
side" into a small pile near your tinder and then vigorously
scrape the flint side with the steel striker or your knife and
presto - you got FIRE!
If it gets wet, dirty or muddy, no problem it'll still produce
1,000s of sparks every singe time. But it's best to try to get
in the habit of starting a fire without using the magnesium [shavings]
unless you really need to like in bad weather. And the sooner
you learn how to do this - the sooner you'll be ready to put this
skill to good use should you need a fire for warmth, signaling,
cooking or for purifying water.
To
learn more about Fire Making, click on my __________ page.
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NIGHT
SIGNALING TIP: Should you need to signal
someone at night like a low flying aircraft, nearby ship or a
ground search party. You can use the mag rod as a signaling device
too. How? All you have to do is strike the “flint side”
once every 2 - 3 seconds and it'll produce a "bright white
flash" like one of those battery operated strobe lights.
Is this a smart idea or what? You betcha!
To
learn a lot more about my tips, trick & ideas, consider ordering
my Ranger Digest Series along with my SOS Survival Kits. If you
do, I'll give ya a special discount deal, to learn more, click
on my order form.
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TO
ORDER MY S.O.S. SURVIVAL KITS: Click here for
my Order Form
POSTAL INSURANCE IS OPTIONAL:
But no postal insurance – no replacements! But be advised rarely
has anyone requested their order to be insured and so far I have only
received one complaint. But the choice is yours, NOT MINE!
WORLDWIDE
ORDERS WELCOME: But first I need your address and the items you
want to order so I can find out the shipping cost. Please don't forget
to include your country's zip code too. I do NOT accept credit card orders,
ONLY checks, money orders and Paypal, payable in US Dollars or Euros.
WARNING:
My products are NOT recommended nor sold to children under the
age of 18, therefore anyone who places an order warrants he or she are
at least 18 years old or older.
RETURN
POLICY: If what you order and receive is NOT what you expected.
No problem, provided the kit(s) has not been used, worn and or damaged,
you have 30 days to return it back to me via “insured mail”
for a full 100% refund including the postal insurance. No postal insurance,
no proof of returning it - no refunds.
SHIPPING
TIME: Please be patient, don't jump the gun in sending me a nasty
email asking "Hey, where the freakin hell is my order?" All
orders are usually shipped out within 2-3 days or less after receiving
your payment. If you fail to receive your order in less than 4 weeks,
it's NOT because I'm sitting on your damn order but because the US Postal
Service is taking their sweet time in delivering it to you. Trust me,
when you finally do receive your order, check the postmark on the package
to see when I mailed it. And if you're one of those impatient individual's
who can’t wait, then please don’t bother ordering any of my
stuff but instead take your damn business somewhere else! I'm not joking,
this is only a part-time business for me - not full time, so please be
patient, ok?
SUGGESTIONS?
QUESTIONS? Email them to: Survivalnecklace@hotmail.com / Snail-Mail:
Army Ranger Rick Tscherne, Unit 31401 Box# 8075, APO, AE 09630
DISCLAIMER:
Under no circumstances can I, US Army Ranger Rick F. Tscherne be held
liable for any injuries, deaths or property damage due to the use or misuse
of my survival kit products. You are hereby officially warned when you
purchase my products you use them at YOUR OWN RISK!
LEGAL
NOTICE: Be advised
I am retired (US military) and I live here in Italy, not in the United
States. I do not own any property in the the US, I do not have a bank
account in the US, nor do I have a US driver's license anymore. When I
chose to retire and live here in Italy all my stateside assets were liquidated,
closed out and moved to here in Italy. Everything, including my legal
residence was changed to here too but not my US citizenship. All this
was done for "security" and "legal" reasons due to
I have no plans of ever returing back to the United States other than
for short visits and vacations. Arrivederci America! |